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Punjab Pavitar Dharti

English: The Golden Temple (Harmandir Sahib) a...

English: The Golden Temple (Harmandir Sahib) at night. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Amritsar was founded in 1577 by Guru Ram Das, the fourth guru of Sikhs. It’s the spiritual capital of the Sikhs and gained its name, meaning “Holy Pool of Nectar”, from the body of water around the Golden Temple.

Getting to Amritsar:Amritsar’s Rajasansi Airport has direct flights from Mumbai, Delhi, Srinagar, and Chandigarh. However, northern India (including Delhi and Amritsar) suffers from fog in winter, so flights can often be delayed during that time. A better option is to take the train. There are plenty of services from major Indian cities. From Delhi, the Amritsar Shatabdi will get you there in five hours. You can also travel by road. Regular bus services on NH-1 run from Delhi, and places in north Indian. Travel time from Delhi by bus is around 10 hours.

When to Visit Amritsar:Amritsar has quite an extreme climate, with very hot summers and very cold winters. The best months to visit are October and November, and February and March. If you don’t mind feeling a little chilly, December and January are also good times to visit. The temperature starts climbing from April, and the monsoon rains arrive in June or July.

Amritsar Attractions:The exquisite Golden Temple is what makes this otherwise unremarkable Punjabi city special. This sacred Sikh shrine attracts pilgrims from all over the world who come there to pay their respects and do voluntary service. Incredibly, the number of visitors per year rivals the Taj Mahal in Agra. The main temple looks particularly arresting at night when it’s beautifully lit up, with its imposing pure gold dome illuminated. The temple complex is open for almost 20 hours, from 6 a.m. to 2 a.m. It’s well worth two visits — during the day and night. Heads must be covered and shoes removed wash hands and feet when you enter the temple. 

Amritsar Festivals:Most of the festivals that take place in Amritsar are religious in nature. Diwali, Holi, Lohri (bonfire harvest festival) and Vaisakhi (Punjab New year in April) are all celebrated there on a grand scale. Vaisakhi is particularly boisterous, with lots of bhangra dancing, folk music, and fairs. Major celebrations are organized at the Golden Temple on this occasion and it becomes carnival like outside. There’s also a street procession. Other festivals in Amritsar include Guru Nanak Jayanti in November and the Ram Tirath Fair, also in November a fortnight after Diwali.

Amritsar Side Trips:Not to be missed is a trip to the Wagah Border between India and Pakistan, around 28 kilometers (17 miles) from Amritsar. The change of guard and retreat of troops is a much watched ceremony that takes place at the Wagah checkpoint every evening at sundown. You can get there by taxi (around 500 rupees), auto rickshaw (250 rupees), or shared jeep.

Amritsar Travel Tips:Amritsar is divided into old and new parts of the city. The Golden Temple is located in the old part, which is full of bazaars, only 15 minutes from the railway station. A free bus runs regularly (every 45 minutes) from the station to the Golden Temple. When you visit the Golden Temple, you can join the pilgrims for a free feed of common food from the kitchen, called Guru Ka Langar”.

Amritsar Hotels:The Hotel City Heart offers value for money very close to the Golden Temple, with rooms starting from INR500. Hotel Indus has fantastic views of the Golden Temple from its rooftop. Rooms are on the small side, and start from INR 1800-2000. For a heritage hotel with charm, head to the Welcom Heritage Ranjit’s Svaasa. Room rates are INR 9000 upwards for a double. If you’d prefer to stay in a guesthouse, Mrs. Bhandari’s Guesthouse receives good reviews. It’s situated in a peaceful area surrounded by garden, and has a swimming pool. Double rooms are available from INR 2000.

The above matter by Goindia.about.com

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Punjabi Chutkule ( Funny Punjabi Jokes )

Punjabi Chutkule ( Funny Punjabi Jokes )

Pappu First Time Plane te Beta…
Jidda E Plane Da Agla Tire Uthe Uthiya
Pappu Pilot Nu Kuttan Lag Giya Te Usnu Kiha…
Saaliya Main Pelah E Dariya Piya Te Tu Stunts Mar Riha!!!

 

*Le Propose His GF
Hahah!!

*Le Propose His GF Hahah!!

*Le Propose His GF
Hahah!!

Interviewer: Let me check ur english,
tell me d opposite of good.?
Ranga: Bad.
Interviewer: Come
Ranga : Go.
Interviewer: Ugly?
Ranga : Pichhlli.
Interviewer: PICHLLI
Ranga: UGLY.
Interviewer: Shut Up.
Ranga : Keep talking.
Interviewer: Ok, now stop all dis
Ranga: Ok, now carry on all dis.
Interviewer: Abey, chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaa.
Ranga: Abey bolta ja..bolta ja..bolta ja.
Interviewer: Arey, yaar.
Ranga: Arey dushman.
Interviewer: Get Out
Ranga: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Ranga: Oh, my devil.
Interviewer: shhhhhhh
Ranga: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Interviewer: mere bap chup hoja
Ranga: mere bete bolta reh
Interviewer: U are rejected
Ranga: I m selected. Oye Bolo ta ra ra ra ra
hayo rabba!!


Ik Jameendar:
Ik Jameendar Apne Ristedar Te Fukri Marda Hoya Kehenda Hai:

Jad Main Savere Savere Car Ch Apni Jameena Dekhan Layi Janda Han Tan Sanjh Tak Vi Poori Jameen Nhi Dekh Paunda.
Rishtedar: Tusi Theek Kehende Ho 3 Saal Pehlan Saade Kol Vi Eho Jehi Ik Khatara Car Hundi Si, Assi Kabadi Nu Bech Ditti Si.


Pappu’s Friend : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si.
Pappu : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.


Old Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gaski problem hai
par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na
BadBu aati hai na Awaaz
.
.
.
Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala.
.
Doctor: “Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 weekbaad
aayiye”.
.
.
(1 week baad)
Old Lady:”Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di….??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aa
rahi par bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai”
.
.
Doctor:”Good..! Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj
karenge…… 😛 😀 😀


Kudi kendi : tuj mein rab dikhta hai yaara main kya kro.,
Main v kehta fer beeba matha tek tey turdi ban 😛


WAKEEL: Me lord, Qanoon di kitaab de safa numbr 15 de mutabiq mere mowakkil nu ba-izzat bari kita jaye.
JUDGE: “Kitaab Pesh Kiti Jaye” (Kitaab pesh kiti gayi) Judge ne safa numbr 15 kholiya taan us vich ’1000′ de ’10′ note si.
JUDGE: “is tarha de 2 saboot hor pesh kite jaan” __ 😛 😀


A & B girls are traveling in a train:

A: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
B: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.

A: Crorepati na miley to?
B: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.

A: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
B: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge.

UPPER SOYA PASSENGER:
JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!=D =D


Mashuk: main cheating kiti….
Munda: na tenu ki lgda ki main tena pyar krda?
main vi pishle 2sallaa to cheating hi kar rya c….
.
.
Mashuk roon lag pyi te kendi main papera di gaal krdi c…
Munda: ooo teri…


Indian & American college principals argued dat their stdnts r fearless.

American college principal called the students and asked to jump in sea full of sharks.
They jumped
Principal said: see the guts

Indian Principal called the students & told them to jump
Students: pagal ho gaya hai kya takle??
Principal: see the guts..!! :p =D


Pappu Ko Lottery me PARIS ka Tour Nikla
.
.
Usne BV ko fone Kiya: Jaan mere Sath Paris chalogi
.
.
BV Khushi se: han, han,
Blkul
Par
.
.
Aap bol kon rhe Ho…!!;-) 😀 🙂


Sohni g teacher ne 3 jawaka nu thpad mare
Reaxn of stdnts::::
.
Bngali: sry mam
.
Gujrati:meri kya galti hai mam
.
PUNJABI : shukar ae Raba ese Bhane Hath Ta Laya Sohnya NE.


High Insult Must Read 😀

Bf To Gf- Jaan Kal Tum Mere Sapne Me Aayi Thi Nd You Were Looking Very Cute..;)
.
Gf- Khush hokar,hmm?? Sach Much ??
.
Bf- Haa Baba Sach Much
.
Gf- Jaan Hum Dono Kya kar Rae The ??
.
.
Bf- Main Cadbury Dairy Milk Kha Raha Tha
Main Akele Hi Kha Raha Tha Aur Tm Bhukhi Bhikhari Ki Tarah
Keh Rahi Thi Ke Plz
Choclate Chahe Mat Dena But Kam Se Kam WraPper Toh De Dena ChaaTne Ke LiYe 😛 😀


Read Must 😀
1 Pari ne dekha k 1 Sher Khargosh ka picha kar
raha hai.
.
.
Pari ne 2no ko rok kar kaha ki agar tum aisa na
kro to main tum 2 noki 3, 3 khuwaishain puri karoongi
.
.
Sher: mere ilawa is jungle k tamam
Sheron ko Sherniya bana do.
. .
Khargosh: 1 helmet chahiye.
.
.
Sher: baraabar waalay jungle ke tamam Shero ko
Sherniya bana do. .
.
Khargosh: 1 bike de do.
.
.
Sher: sari duniya k Shero ko Sherniya bana do.
.
.
Khargosh ne bike start ki helmet pehna aur bola:
“is sher ko Gay bana do” 😛 =D 😀 Lolz khargosh RocK. 😀


Pappu aur uske dost Ne do Ghode
khareede.
.
Baat Ye hui ki kaunsa Ghoda Kis ka
hai ?

.
Pappu : Main Apne Ghode ki Dum
kat deta hon! Ye Nishani Hogi.
Subha dekha to Doosre Ghode ki
Dum bhi kisi Ne Kaat Di.
.
Pappu : aaj Main apne Ghode Ka
Kaan Kaat deta hun..
Agli subha doosre Ghode ka bhi
Kaan Kata hua tha.
.
.
Dono bade pareshan ki Ab Kya Kiya
Jaaye !
Bahut Soch vichar ke baad Pappu
bola:
Chal chhor yar Safed ghoda tera
Kala ghoda Mera..:D:-P


Amitab: Ab aakhri sawal 1
crore ka what is ur fathers
name?

Pappu: Hasne laga.

Amitabh: Has kyon rhe ho.?

Pappu: Kanjra option ta de..


Arz kiya hai..
.
.
.
Khushi wo Chiz hai jis se Gum bhulaya jata hai..
.
.
.
Aur
.
Gum wo chiz Hai mere dost .
Jis se
.
.
.
Lifafa chipkaya jata hai.


Boy :- Mujhe Dog Food lena hai.
SALES GIRL :- Kya apke pas Kutta hai ?

Boy :- Ha ghar pe hai.
SALES GIRL : Sorry ! Store policy hai ke zarort dekh kar item sale karo.

NEXT DAY

Boy :- Mujhe Cat Food lena hai
SALES GIRL :- Sorry Sir pehle Billi la ke dekhao.

3 din bad boy bag le ke store aya aur bola:
Bag me hath dal ke sabot dekh lo.

SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli :- Koi Garm, Geeli aur Mulayum chez hai. Kiya hai ?

Boy :- Ye meri TaTTi hai, 0r mujhe aaj “TOILET PAPER” lena hai…..:P


Girl’s FB Status –
Traveled in a BUS after such a long time.. ?
Comments:
– Awwwww..muah..??
—Maybe next time we both can go together sweetie..;-) —
— went without me ?? 😥

Child :- Papa aunti ka pait kiyon phula hai…
Father :- i know,tu sab janta hai….
Child :- i don’t know,trust me
Father :- In k pait mai pani bhara hai..
Child :- Fir Papa bacha to doob jaiga…


Husband aur Wife ki ladai hui.

Husband ghar se chala gaya.

– (Raat ko phone pe) –

Husband : “khana me kya hai”.

Wife : Zeher.

Husband :Mai der se aaunga tum khakar so jana…


Teeth said to Tongue:
“If i just press u little, u’ll get cut.

“Tongue replied: “if I miss use One word against someone
,den all 32 of u’ll come Out.. ;-):-)


Preeto: kurri jawan ho gayi wey koi changa munda wekho..
26 saal da howay…
Pappu :jey 26 saal da na miley ta 13-13 de 2 le awaan…?